Bottled Rage



Jesus Mary and Joseph! this stuff is crazy, the red bottle makes it look fairly innocuous but this is the real deal. first off each bottle has 4 servings in it and everyone that i know that has drank it says to follow the instructions and drink what is recommended. well i drank half the bottle then went to go work out and i was a total freak in the gym. i raged on every major muscle group known to man for hours. i even worked out the lesser known muscles like the under used slats, trikes, dorts, flactoids, thromboids and ginikticazoids (the most hebrew of the muscle groups, i work this one out by eating gifelte fish and feeling guilty that i havent called my mother). seriously this stuff is bottled rage, its got everything under the sun in it too and it tastes pretty good. its a bit heavy and a touch syrupy but good none the less. i think a more appropriate label would be a dude eating pit bulls and punchin wanksters....and more exclamation points....and swear words.