What are banana pants?

So what are these elusive pants of the banana. Well according to the urban dictionary Banana Pants are:

1.Banana Pants

a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. Given if the answer is not known or undesired.

A: did you know shelly was preggers?
B: Banana Pants
A: What??
B: OMG have you tried the pan seared lubbock?!


2. Banana Pants

A male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. Dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.

"Some chuckle when others tell them that Clint has a curve-cock. Me?...I just say hes got a case of the banana pants. "

Well there you have it. thanks internet for knowledge.
actually the whole banana pants thing started one day when my 4 year old asked me if i "wanted to hear something funny", i said "yes", she said "banana pants"....awesome

2 comments:

Ken | September 3, 2008 at 4:17 PM

OMG! The pan seared lubbock was delicious!

erin | September 5, 2008 at 11:16 AM

dude. you're funny.