The zen of steve

This one made me laugh my ass off. OK so Steven Seagal has an energry drink and its called Lightning Bolt. It comes in two flavors "Asian Experience" not sure what flavor this is and "Cherry Charge" self explanitory. I like the can and its nod to chi and how Steven's mug is at the bottom of the can. he looks sort of swarthy or maybe he just sat on his keys or something. The only one of these ive tried is the asian experience and it tasted like brown. It was not asian nor an expierence at all, i didnt even finish the can...gross. The secret ingredient is asian cordyceps which sounds like a made up muscle group. As in...

Zan:"hey man you grunt when you get your swell on?"

Chazz:"totally brah, especially on tuesdays when i wail on my cordyceps"

Zan:"sweet, get in the zone brah"